Scoring system Anyone who voted on the poll could rate each slogan on a spectrum of "Hate It" to "Love It" which translated into a point range of -4 to 4.  Those points were merely added (or subtracted in the case of a negative score) to the already existing total score.  Below is the list of the slogans and their final scores after about a week of polling.  We will probably end up using the top three or so.
Available in 49 states.  Sorry Tennessee.	23
We wear pants, so you don't have to.	22
We want to become monks, because it's the closest thing to becoming monkeys.	17
We didn't invent stupidity.  We just perfected it.	15
Famous for reenacting the Boston Tea Party in a pool with a rubber raft and some Lipton teabags.	14
If you took the Backstreet Boys and N'Sync and combined them, we would be nothing like that.	14
We can out-number any one person.	12
I put with the Brotherhood of Splatt and I don't know why.	10
We make all the women scream.  Mostly in terror.	10
Ever liked a joke even though it was REALLY stupid?  That's us.	8
Fun for the whole family...if your whole family is weird.	8
I'm proud to be a friend of the Brotherhood of Splatt . . . most of the time.	8
Someone once suggested if we made our t-shirt long enough, we wouldn't have to wear pants.  We said no.	8
Demanding more baked goods.	7
Putting infinite monkeys to work for you.	7
If you can't beat 'em, call them names.	6
It's like getting your shoelaces caught in a blender.	5
Bigger than Pokemon - well, physically.	4
The Brotherhood of Splatt keeps me off the streets . . . that and fast motor vehicles.	4
Taking silliness seriously.	3
Spreading the insanity since 1995.	2
Life's a stage, and we throw the rotten tomatoes.	1
SMITE!	0
Santa created a 'WEIRD' column on his list just for us.	0
There's not enough of us to screw in a lightbulb.	0
Because it's time for a new internet fad.	-3
Buy one get one free!	-4
Hey - clowns are afraid of US.	-4
'Cause the larger the walrus, the more you have to pay.	-5
Please like us.	-5
Wassup, my knickas?	-5
We're bigger than John Lennon!	-8